Baby shower
I always feel sorry for the mother to be at the baby shower. It’s like a bunch of girls go crazy for few hours and make the biggest mess in that short amount of time. This is how it typically happens;
1. Make sure it’s a surprise.
2. Through lots of flour as the mother to be walks through the door.
3. Present her with a toy that symbolises sex. This is usually a carrot wearing a condom reminding her that in the future she needs to remember to use protection to avoid falling pregnant.
4. Then she is blind folded and immediately given a drinks that consists of anything and everything that can be found in the house/fridge like soft drink, ice cream, water, condiments, and so on. She has to try and guess all the ingredients that went into the drink without hurling everything.
5. Then its time to open presents.
6. Its time to eat and party. In the mean time the poor mother to be is probably fighting with bits of flour that’s tangled in her hair and her entire body all in the name of fun. <<<
I always feel sorry for the mother to be at the baby shower. It’s like a bunch of girls go crazy for few hours and make the biggest mess in that short amount of time. This is how it typically happens;
1. Make sure it’s a surprise.
2. Through lots of flour as the mother to be walks through the door.
3. Present her with a toy that symbolises sex. This is usually a carrot wearing a condom reminding her that in the future she needs to remember to use protection to avoid falling pregnant.
4. Then she is blind folded and immediately given a drinks that consists of anything and everything that can be found in the house/fridge like soft drink, ice cream, water, condiments, and so on. She has to try and guess all the ingredients that went into the drink without hurling everything.
5. Then its time to open presents.
6. Its time to eat and party. In the mean time the poor mother to be is probably fighting with bits of flour that’s tangled in her hair and her entire body all in the name of fun. <<<